07 March 2010

Conquered

My at the moment Do Not Conquer Again List:

1. Christian.  WOW yeah, should've figured that would always go down bad from the first experience.  I'm starting to think my anti-god with the capital G complex comes from dating a string of semi-Christians who's picking and choosing kind of beliefs contest of the sex before marriage thing only when we're conveniently not actually about to have sex but every other time after.  Did that taste bitter? Yes.  a bit acrid.
2. The Phillipines.  Another one of those, remember why you grew up disliking your own kind?  Remember how their gossip and their snobbery and their gross taste for paying designer at full price irritated the hell out of you? Well, all three characteristics apply to the men as well. STAY AWAY! said the warning.  ugh.
3.  Married/Separated.  Not that he was still happily wed, they were already separated, which kind of added and crossed that off my list.  But I should probably stay away from the married/separated all the same.  Married might be sexy, but they're separated for a reason, including the inability to carry a conversation.  And forget cracking jokes.  God I couldn't crack jokes without uncomfortable laughter or just silence. 
 3  China.  Okay you guys, it's not that I have anything against you.  In fact, I've had mostly positive experiences with your kind.  But that's because of the number.  I mean, really you need to stop asking for it.   And frankly, I think I've conqured you enough.  I'd like some challenge, or at least variety in my repotioir, so I'm going to take a temporary hiatis of your peoples, thanks.

I have more to add like, bitchy, ballsless, and deathly infatuated with money beyond believe, but this cut my dating pool significatnly.  I will add short to the list however, in both directions.  Because yeah, that should be a requirement  in all chick's lists.

1 comment:

  1. You should also cross out girly men; men who are who too damn wussy to be men and yet not intelligent enough to be girly.

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