What Meetings sound like at work

"Bob!"
"Yasmine!"
"So I tried that pencil to the eye thing you're always talking about.  And you know I feel so much better."
"Drama on your end?"
"Yeah, some drama, a bad day, but it's okay.  Now everytime they look in the mirror they'll know not to push things to production before getting approval from anyone and spending 20K that we dont' have."
"I told you violence on others really makes the day go by faster."
"I at least feel vindicated with myelf, and in life."
"So abut that money."
"Yes. "
[insert very short discussion about money]
"I just want to make sure we're not being charged for the large amounts.  If you see a couple hundred dollars I don't really care."
"Awesome.  So I can keep expensing my opium habit."
"Keep around 300, and you're cool.  Cause when you're done, we're gonna have more budgeting fun."
"Wow, maybe we should start smoking in office.  You've heard of the e-cig right?  It's vapor and nicotine.  We can totally smoke that without the smoke detectors catching ."
"Opium's cool right?"
"I don't see the problem."
"Guys Bob looks hazed - they'll say."
"Don't worry, I'll say we're concentrating really really hard.  Numbers induce funny faces like that."
"K.  So budget and opium next week?"
"Yup.  Tty then."