i get extremely flustered when talking to someone I'm attracted to. So when I leer at the 20 something waiter at the hookah bar, he thinks i'm joking. But really, that's about all i'm capable of. Forget actual conversation, or even speaking in full sentances for that matter. He leers back and I turn bright red, and the most I can muster is, "Yeaaaaaah..." insert creepy grin.
Also, it really doesn't help that he's 4 years younger and I feel like such a leacherous old man. One that gets hugs btw. Shibby is the best wingman ever. And she need to tell all men that I am attracted to to hug me for no apparent reason. And then let me stroke their muscular arms. And thn lose all motor skills.
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