With the recent coming of Christ, my Son and I discussed the amazingly sassy things we say which, for the most part, are regretfully forgotten. This space is intended for use for all those inappropriate comments we say to each other, close friends who are pansies, not so close friends who like to take it, and even strangers who don't know what to say to encourage better vocabulary, more intelligent insults, and creative verbal smackdowns when the bitch deserves it.
Mom, your sassy all around. Please bless us with your creative sayings.
My Son. You're a creeper and a rapist. Continue to follow in the footsteps of Father.
Shibby, grace us with your harem collecting ways.
I'm pretty sure Song is sassy except I don't know her email to invite her.
Illy, you were added here because you tend to be the focus of insults when you're around.
And with that I'm going to invite my offspring to remember something insulting that we might have sent in the 8 hours we spent driving together. Because I sure as hell don't remember.
Also, some inspiring quotes to encourage us to remember the socially awkward things we sometimes say:
-Yao
Dear Rapist Jesus,
ReplyDeleteYou can't rape the willing.
Or at least we would SAY that we weren't willing and we want to be free if you would only get that damn gag out of our mouths. It's unsanitary, damn it.