Kungfou Fam Harrassment

Hi family,

Apparently we need to hang out more often because I don't feel mentally violated often enough in my life. Bryan kept apologizing for cursing when really, it's sexual comments/jokes/anything reflecting that you have intimate knowledge of the subject that burns my insides. 

I wanted to record a few Kodak incidents of the evening, but our awesomeness just doesn't reflect as well in text. This will serve as a recap of the night; maybe you guys can reword some of the more memorable moments (apparently your Almighty has Alzheimers.  Go figure.)


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"I was going to say sorry, but now I don't mind that I lied to my Lord and Savior" - Jenma to Babao after she did some sassing on the phone.  feh.

[Ba breathes heavy as she touches Illy's leg]  "I don't feel right."
[Ba touches Songie's boob] "I feel much better."
  
"You could get away with it.  Maybe.  With some girls.  But I am a creepy-looking white guy who doesn't shave his face" - Brian to Illy on touching girl's boobs

And other comments that I'm not sure I'm allowed to publish because they involve virginal sacrifices and blood of Carrie-like proportions (not related or in that order).  But I hope those two thoughts leave you with very visual images on the many topics to which this possibly refers.

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