you ever imagine what it would be like if you were the emperor of a small nation and all your friends were with you? i mean ideally you'd wanna treat them like equals, but you weren't brought up to be that way. you were meant to conquer and enslave. so your posse would be more like your bottom bitches. what would they serve as? I have a buncha pale ass friends...who aren't really good at heavy lifting...so i guess i would make them act like reflectors. they could keep the sun out of my eyes when i go for walks through the gardens. giants human sunglasses. i'd have pretty good eyes. i wouldn't allow them to talk. they'd have to sing everything. everything to the tune of Journey's "Any way you want it". Either that or Britney Spears' "Slave for you". Which doesn't really have a tune...it's more like heavy breathing, whispers, and grunts =]. ahhhh...yessss......
-_- fucking work. ::blinks:: o_o i think im racist.
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